Slips of the Tongue & Other Verbal Mis-steps

What's That Again? (Oct. 25, 2011)

Please be informed that there are twenty-seven (27) &*^^% Clearance Processing Centers that are already online and open to server the public:

- from a government website.

What's That Again? (Sept. 29, 2011)

Following her breakup with Tom Cruise, Oscar-winning actress Nicole Kidman went on "The Late Show with David Letterman." Dave asked her how she was handling the split, and Kidman teased the 5'7" Cruise, saying that she can finally where high heels.

- from an article in Yahoo! Movies  "Pitt and Aniston: Exes Strike Back" by Mike Krumboltz

What's That Again? (Sept. 21, 2011)

"Magagalit ang mga mindanaoans. Bakit lagi kaming behind?"

- from a street interview in Unang Balita

What's That Again? (Sept. 15, 2011)

Willie: "Ano name mo?" 
Contestant: "Joy ho"
Willie : "Napaka-joy naman ng buhay mo ngayon."

- Will Time Big Time

What's That Again? (Sept. 14, 2011)

"Ang taas ng nakuha niyang grade. Naka-tens points siya sa test kanina." 

- a kid from the local elementary school in our area

What's That Again? (Sept. 13, 2011)

"A lot of things had changed. I have a noontime now." 

Kris: "Sino ang roommate mo, Venus?" 
Venus: "Ako, si Malaysia."

- guests in Kris Aquino's show

Filipinoisms in English (A Repost from G.R.P.)

"Well well well. Look do we have here!"

"Let's give them a big hand of applause."

"The more the manyer."

"It's a no-win-win situation."

"Burn the bridge when you get there."

"Anulled and void."

"Mute and academic."

"C'mon let's join us!"

"If worse comes to shove."

"Are you joking my leg?"

"It's not my problem anymore, it's your problem anymore."

"What are friends are for?"

"You can never can tell."

"Been there, been that."

"Forget it about it."

"Give him the benefit of the daw."

"It's a blessing in the sky."

"Right there and right then."

"Where'd you came from?"

"Take things first at a time."

"You're barking at the wrong dog."

"You want to have your cake and bake it too."

"First and for all."

"Now and there."

"I'm only human nature."

"The sky's the langit."

"That's what I'm talking about it."

"One of these days is not like the other."

"So far, so good, so far."

"Time is of the elements."

"In the wink of an eye."

"The feeling is actual."

"For all intense and purposes."

"I ran into some errands."

"Hi. I'm Jograd, what's yours?"

"What is the world is coming to?"

"What is the next that is?"

"Get the most of both worlds."

"Bahala na sila sa mga batman nila."

"Whatever you say so."

"Base-to-base casis."

"My answers have been prayered."

"Please me alone!"

'It's as brand as new."

"So. what's a beautiful girl like you?.."

"I can't take it anymore of this!"

"Are you sure ka na ba?"

"Can't you just cut me some slacks?"

"I couldn't care a damn!"

"What's your next class before this?"

"Nothing in this world is perfect except the word 'change'"

"Standard and Chartered Bank"

"I'm very iterated!!!"

"Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like to wait?"

"Don't touch me not!"

"Hello?.For a while, please hang yourself."

"Its spilled milk under the bridge."

"Don't change anything! Keep it at ease."

"Hello McDo? Mag-i-inquire lang ako kung magkano ang kidney meal?"

"You!!! You're not a boy anymore! You're a man anymore!"

"Out of fit ako these days eh."

"Bring down the house down!"

"I'm the world champion of the World!!!"

"Beneath the belt naman yan!"

"Oh shocks!"
"Nakakagulat ka, you started me!"

- (Sept. 13, 2011) 

Kanto English

1.ats iff! ...
2.the nerd!
3.im sick of tired!
4.true good to be true!
5.when it rains,it's four!
6.once in a new moon.
7.keep your mouth shock!
8.connect me if im wrong.
9.i hope u don't mine.
10.will u please give me alone?
11.PLS. DON'T MAKE FOND OF ME!!!!
Pili na ng favorite nyo....it's your CHOOSE not mine

- from an FB friend (Sept. 13, 2011)

What's That Again? (Sept. 12, 2011)

"In my province some of these positions are even for SEL. Yes, they're for SEL."

- from a guest in a talk show in ANC

!d(-_-)b!